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January 18, 2012 • 81 notes • • patrickcassels

Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: A 100% Zoologically Accurate Description of What a Fight Between the Horse from "War Horse" and the Ape from "Rise of...

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The horse from War Horse and the ape from Rise of the Apes enter a dirt arena. The gates shut. They look into each other’s ape/horse eyes. Animal nature takes over and they somehow realize exactly why they’ve been brought there, and accept it.

They charge. The ape from Rise of the Apes…

NOOOOOOOOO!  you were my hero, hogan the ape.

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    NOOOOOOOOO! you were my hero, hogan
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    finishing my essay,...I’m not. I read this instead. I suggest you do
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