February 2012
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tumbluh just put on her oscar dress a day too late.
Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: Fake Best... →
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1928 - The Unshakeable Johnny Trenchfoot 1929 - Jazz: An American Plague 1930 - Westward, Good Sirs, Westward 1931 - The Razzamataz Follies 1932 - Hoover Flag 1933 - Doo-Dee-Dah: A Spiritual 1934 - The Distinguished Hobo 1935 - Captian Bluefoot’s Brigade 1936 - Frank Capra’s “Dollar and…
TimeCard was over-hyped bullshit, and everyone knows it.
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They say my father was descended from wild bears and my mother from hawks.
This is why I walk the earth and dream of the skies.
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“Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”
– Kahlil Gibran (via doubledaybooks)
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The Android's Prayer
oh, snackbot
give us our daily cake
oh, liebot
tell us a story to make us feel good
oh, murderbot
strengthen our nation with the blood of others
oh, jokebot
put us in a laugh coma so that we might forget what has been done
oh, godbot
be what i want you to be and never what i need you to be
oh, devilbot
please take the blame for all of it
glory and honor unto the saintbots for all...
“Dawson, listen: we can’t go by that creek. We can’t find Katie...”
– Ben Schwartz as Joshua Jackson
“God of lost souls, thou who art lost amongst the gods, hear me:
Gentle...”
– Khalil Gibran
Ghoul Culture
dcpierson:
All of us in a race to be the most callous, stacking up boulders on the road that runs right into the center of ourselves. If we can’t send out anything that might help anyone, nothing will ever come up that road and hurt us.
A voice screaming on the other side of the rock-pile:
“You will never catch me caring, much less being cared about.”
Watchheyelaine:
As it turns out, MK is left handed and Ashley is right handed. Oops! Oh well. I’ll find some way to justify this. Maybe they can’t tell their left from their right. I KNOW I CAN’T!
verymarykate:
evil dragon
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January 2012
13 posts
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I do this to hear how stupid I sound out loud.
nope! not no more!
i’ve decided (rather arrogantly) that i am a FUCKING CATCH. yeah, maybe i’m vindictive or horrible or moody or sometimes i turn into an emotionless robot or i drink too much and turn into the exact opposite. but you know what? i do all that with a certain undeniable sense of style and you would be hard-pressed to find a more gentlemanly piece of shit.
you know...
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“If you don’t kill me, and I get loose, you’re gonna wish you were in...”
– Burt Reynolds
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The horse from War Horse and the ape from Rise of the Apes enter a dirt arena. The gates shut. They look into each other’s ape/horse eyes. Animal nature takes over and they somehow realize exactly why they’ve been brought there, and accept it.
They charge. The ape from Rise of the Apes…
NOOOOOOOOO! you were my hero, hogan the ape.
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The internet is the New World, not real estate. It is a free land that belongs to all people, everywhere, for all time. No government of any country on any continent has any stake to any claim there.
“I don’t suppose I really know you very well - but I know you smell like the...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald, in a letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald (via debonairs)
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Weak, immature love demands love in return. My love is more powerful than reciprocation.
December 2011
11 posts
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I Wrote A Country Song...
…but I don’t know much about beer and horses and Nascars and patriotism. So I wrote what I know. Here goes:
driving to the heartland
smoke a little weed
think about my blessings
and it’s all i really need
i’m thankful for my friendships
and for my family’s health
and for the air i breathe
because this bone won’t roast itself
going to the heartland
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“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person...”
– Elliot
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“Rock & roll isn’t dead yet? Don’t worry ya’ll, I’ll...”
– Tom Cruise
